Things I Have learned about France and the French People.

  1. Their coffee cups are literally 3 shot glasses of coffee but it is thick like syrup and strong as hell!
  2. Coffee is drank all day and night long
  3. When drunk they speak, English, Italian, Spanish, Manouche (Gypsy), and German...oh wait dont we all?
  4. They can get you drunk and you wont even see it coming, maybe its cause wine is consumed all day long.
  5.  I have learned first hand why expression “Pardon my French”  was invented. 
  6.  Sipping shots is the normal, they looked at me like I was crazy when I slammed mine...lol
  7. Everyone is a crazy driver and the streets are very narrow!!
  8. French Toast, French Fries are or French Kissing are not terms used here....Whoever named these things is a dumb ass and hasn’t been to France
  9. Nakedness is not really a big deal like is it in U.S.
  10. Most are very friendly ...even if they dont understand a word you are saying